I'm laughing through my tears because I find that my favorite memories of La Senora might be considered inappropriate. I adored her. I had already taken French and took 2 years of Spanish just to have her as a teacher. She was smart as whip and full of joy with a slyly naughty sense of humor that, in retrospect, probably informs my own.
Ahh what the hell. If you knew her, you'll enjoy this memory...on a spring day 2 years after I graduated, I was at LVHS early morning because I was borrowing a friend's car that day. As we headed for the door, Mr. Shipp was maybe 30 feet ahead of us, La Senora, maybe half that. Suddenly, she started rattling the Cool Whip container in her hands like a maraca. "Mr. Shipp!" she called, her voice shrill in the morning air. "Would you like to see my cherry?" Mr. Shipp grabbed his labels, hesitated for a moment, shook his head and continued toward the door. "Mr. Shipp!" she insisted, "Are sure? It's very sweet! You should taste it!" Poor Mr. Shipp could barely contain himself. He schooled his face to be stern and turned to face her. She was openly laughing. He said, "That's enough, Mrs. Smith," and turned back to go into the school, but not before I caught him chuckling a little. It must be said that both of them took stock of the audience -- a few seniors, some other teachers, ME -- before engaging in this bit. All of us old enough to enjoy the joke, nobody to be scandalized by it. I realized then that she had likely tortured him a little with playful, innuendo-filled taunting since 1965, and he had grown to enjoy it.